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April 6, 2012

Mass Effect 3: Amusing developments

Read gAAAmer's investigation of the fallout of Mass Effect 3's release: Amusing Mass Effect 3 developments.

February 15, 2012

Mass Effect 3: Eyeball Assault

Amateur hour at EAEA Bioware released the Mass Effect 3 demo, which revealed the game's incredibly low resolution textures and amateurish animation. If you want to see Commander Shepard wobble to victory, you can download the demo from EA's horribly redundant Origin service.

January 28, 2012

Tail tucked firmly between its legs, Ubisoft comes crawling back to the PC

Rayman: Origins bombed hard on consoles, and now Ubisoft is hoping to recoup some of the loss by releasing it on the PC (5 months too late). The launch of Rayman: Origins was a textbook case of publisher stupidity. The ingredients for a disaster:

The console versions are selling for $20 at Toys "R" Us already. Friendly advice to Ubisoft:

January 13, 2012

Razer releasing mouse for Diablo 3

Razer frequently partners with Blizzard, and they get heads up on new products being released. It's interesting that they're going to be releasing an action/rpg mouse around the same time Diablo 3 is projected to come out. The mouse has six side buttons that map exactly to Diablo 3's action bar.

January 10, 2012

Layoffs at id Software

Given that Rage was miserable and its sales poor, it's no surprise that Zenimax has canned some of id Software's staff.

In 2010, gAAAmer expressed misgivings about id Software's direction, and unfortunately, Rage reinforced id Software's status as a second-tier game developer.

You can read gAAAmer's in-depth postmortem on id Software's Rage: Schadenfreude.

January 9, 2012

Intel's subterfuge tactics at CES

In a miserably failed attempt to hype up the graphics capabilities of Ivy Bridge CPUs, Intel tried to pass off a video playing in VLC as real-time gameplay. Better luck next time, beret-capped weirdo:

January 8, 2012

Diablo III: Possible late February / early March release

diablo3.gamona.de is reporting that Blizzard has booked a holding area for Diablo III boxes in late February / early March. This fits Blizzard's plans to release Diablo III in "early 2012." If true, Diablo III and Mass Effect 3 are going to be released right on top of each other.

January 7, 2012

Diablo III Beta bugs

The following video showcases some bugs in the Diablo III Beta:

January 5, 2012

New Diablo III cinematic footage

Diablo's 15th anniversary retrospective included a few seconds of new cinematic footage, but Blizzard removed the footage shortly after they posted the video on their site. Here's the missing footage:

December 1, 2011

Blizzard about ready to test Diablo III's real money auction house

Blizzard will make the real money auction house and 50 "dollars" available to beta testers in the upcoming Diablo III Beta Patch 7.

November 30, 2011

Cavalcade of colons: World of Warcraft: Cataclysm: Patch 4.3: Hour of Twilight

In what will likely be the last gasp of World of Warcraft's relevancy before it's buried by the B-Team and bamboo, World of Warcraft's final major content patch for the Cataclysm expansion comes out tomorrow.

November 30, 2011

Square Enix: Making competitive games is hard

In an interview with The Official Xbox Magazine, Yoshinori Kitase talks about the challenges of developing content-rich games with competitive graphics.

November 30, 2011

Uncharted 3 Patch 1.02

Naughty Dog has released a patch to make Uncharted 3's aiming feel more like Uncharted 2's.

November 27, 2011

MAME 0.144u1

Grab the latest version of MAME at the Latest MAME Release page.

November 23, 2011

Cave Story+ available on Steam

The Nintendo DS / WiiWare version of Cave Story is now available for the PC for $8.49 on Steam. It has remastered graphics and sound.

November 23, 2011

Beware of Mass Effect 2 sales

Steam is selling Mass Effect 2 for $5. Sound good? It doesn't come with any of the game's DLC. The best mission in the game happens to be DLC. If you actually pay for the DLC, which includes the segue to Mass Effect 3, it'll cost you $36.

Don't be fooled by seemingly-cheap sales on DLC-heavy games.

DLC Price
Kasumi - Stolen Memory $7
Overlord $7
Lair of the Shadow Broker $10
Arrival $7
All significant DLC $31

November 23, 2011

Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection for the PC has been kancelled

Ed Boon has confirmed that there will be no version of Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection for the PC now. Disappointed PC gamers will have to be satisfied with MAME, which has perfectly emulated MK1-3 for around 10 years.

November 22, 2011

DOOM 3 source code released

id Software has made the DOOM 3 source code available.

November 22, 2011

Batman: Arkham City's DirectX 11 mode is broken

Users are experiencing stuttering, video playback synchronization errors, and poor framerates with Batman: Arkham City's DX11 renderer.

November 22, 2011

Batman: Arkham City for the PC is out

Rocksteady Studio's sequel to Batman: Arkham Asylum is now available for the PC.

November 21, 2011

Bethesda cripples The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim with latest patch

Bethesda released a patch today prevents gamers from patching the EXE to make it large address aware. The game is now unplayable for a large group of players.

Skyrim is a 32-bit game. Because it has flawed memory management, it can sometimes use more than 3GB of RAM, which causes silent crashes to the desktop. Patching the EXE to make it large address aware allowed the game to use up to 4GB of RAM if it needed it.

November 20, 2011

The Legend of Zelda: Skyword Sword is out

The first Zelda game developed specifically for Nintendo's Wii is now available.

November 20, 2011

World of Warcraft's 7th anniversary

In celebration of World of Warcraft's 7th anniversary, Blizzard released a new commercial starring Chuck Norris.

November 19, 2011

PC Battlefield 3 patch next week

DICE is releasing the first major Battlefield 3 PC patch next week.

November 13, 2011

MAME 0.144 released

Grab the latest version of MAME at the Latest MAME Release page.